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Welcome to the Lair Features, where I make pathetic attempts at comedy. Right now, it is only updated whenever I can write something, since I don't have enought time to just sit around and write features all day. Damn. If you really, really, REALLY want something gut-wrenching funny, something that will make you piss your pants from laughing, something that will make vision almost impossible for the tears in your eyes from laughing so hard, you're gonna have to wait. Sucks, don't it?

Warning: If you are easily offended, some of these Features may not be for you. If you don't think one of these is funny, well, sorry.

Feature Archive
(newest first)

Battle of the Ants

W.W.J.S.?

The Nerov Diaries, Chapter 1

A Fairy Tale...

forge's 'other' Alphabet

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