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Total Number of Jokes: 550

This is where I'm listing all of the jokes I have. I've got them organized alphabetically, since its a better way than just tossing them all up there.

Joke Archive last updated 11-2-04. New jokes are marked with "NEW". Categories with new jokes in it are marked with an "UPDATED" tag.

New! The jokes in the Joke Archive are now rated, just like movies:
  (G) means that the joke is totally clean.
  (PG) means that it's maybe not totally family-friendly, but doesn't contain anything explicitly over-the-line.
  (PG-13) means there is some adult humor (sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll! Just kidding).
  (R) means that the joke is funny. My opinion only, of course.

Warning: If you are easily offended, these jokes may not be for you. If you don't think one of these jokes is funny, don't email me about it; I really couldn't care less. Don't think that you have any "good" reason for me to remove anything I have here; there is no way you can convince me to remove anything if you are offended by it. If you don't like it, you don't have to read it.

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