Joke Archive - Joke Listing

Total Number of Jokes: 550

This is where I'm listing all of the jokes I have. I've got them organized alphabetically, since its a better way than just tossing them all up there.

Joke Archive last updated 11-2-04. New jokes are marked with "NEW". Categories with new jokes in it are marked with an "UPDATED" tag.

New! The jokes in the Joke Archive are now rated, just like movies:
(G) means that the joke is totally clean.
(PG) means that it's maybe not totally family-friendly, but doesn't contain anything explicitly over-the-line.
(PG-13) means there is some adult humor (sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll! Just kidding).
(R) means that the joke is funny. My opinion only, of course.

Warning: If you are easily offended, these jokes may not be for you. If you don't think one of these jokes is funny, don't email me about it; I really couldn't care less. Don't think that you have any "good" reason for me to remove anything I have here; there is no way you can convince me to remove anything if you are offended by it. If you don't like it, you don't have to read it.

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Religion (54) Blondes (36) Rednecks (39) Computer (25)
Michael Jackson (5) Old Geezers (32) Lawyers (11) Little Johnny (23)
Clinton (19) Animals (25) Politics (4)
NEW SECTION Gender (33)
NEW SECTION

A Jokes (14)
Advice (PG)
Affair (PG-13)
Air Freshener (PG-13)
Airplane Maintenance Humor (G)
Aliens On Earth (PG-13)
Alcohol Warning Labels (PG-13)
All in a name... (PG)
All Alone (G)
All it takes (PG-13)
Appetite (PG-13)
Amish Heater (PG-13)
Auctions (R)
Audit (PG)
Average (PG)
B Jokes (21)
Backwards Nurse (PG-13)
Bad Boat (R)
Bad Cheerios (PG-13)
Bad Day At Work (PG-13)
Bad Headaches (PG-13)
Bad Idea (PG-13)
Bad Job (PG)
Bad Placement (PG-13)
Bad Weeks (PG-13)
Been A While (PG)
Best Feature (PG-13)
Better Performance (PG-13)
Big Baby (PG-13)
Big Chief (R)
Body Language (PG-13)
Boy and His Train, A (PG-13)
Boyfriend (PG-13)
Bricklayer's Report (PG)
Bumper Stickers (PG)
Business Plan (G)
Busted Rear Axle (PG-13)
C Jokes (19)
Cabbie Origin (PG-13)
Card Games (R)
Cement Cuddlers (PG-13)
Charity (G)
Cheap Bar (PG-13)
Chicken Farmer (PG-13)
Chicken Sandwich (PG-13)
Chili (R)
Chiropractor in Line (PG)
Christmas Angel (PG)
Christmas Carols (G)
Choking Kid (G)
Chores (PG-13)
Compliment (PG-13)
Condom Size (PG-13)
Cops (PG)
Corporate Ladder (PG-13)
Country Music (PG)
Crabs (PG-13)
D Jokes (14)
Daddy's Home! (PG-13)
Dark Suckers (G)
Darwin Awards, 1999 (PG)
Daughters (PG-13)
Deaf Mutes (PG-13)
Dear Abby (PG-13)
Designated (PG)
Dinner (PG)
Divorce (PG)
Doctors' Cases (PG-13)
Doctor's News (PG-13)
Dreaming of You (PG-13)
Drowning (G)
Drunk at a Bar (PG-13)
E Jokes (7)
The Ten Commandments (In Ebonics) (G)
Egg..., An (PG)
End of Date (PG-13)
Escaped Convict (PG-13)
Everything I Need... (PG)
Evil Marijuana (PG-13)
Expensive Smells (PG)
F Jokes (11)
Fancy Cooking (G)
Farmer's Daughter (PG)
Father's Dating Rules (PG)
FBI Interview (PG-13)
Fertilizer (G)
Final Exam (G)
First Time (PG-13)
Flying (PG)
Fooling the Wife (PG-13)
Fractured Nursery Rhyme (R)
Friendly Bear (G)
G Jokes (13)
General Retirement (PG-13)
Genie (G)
Get Any? (PG-13)
Going Nuts (G)
Golfing (PG)
Golfing Story (PG)
Good Comeback (PG-13)
Good Employee (PG)
Good Relations (G)
Good Solution (PG)
Gossip (G)
Government Job (PG)
Great Scheme (PG-13)
H Jokes (15)
Halloween Jokes (G) NEW
Health Plan (PG-13)
Helping Hand, A (PG-13)
Helping Out (PG)
Hockey (G)
Hole Behind (PG)
Holmes and Watson (G)
Homosexual Agenda (G)
Horse Ride (PG)
Hospitality (PG-13)
Hottie at the Bus Stop (PG)
Humor or Truth? (G)
Hungry Baby (PG)
Hunting (PG-13)
Hypnotist (PG-13)
I Jokes (6)
Idiot Sightings (G)
Important Research (PG-13)
Injury (PG)
In The Beginning (PG)
Irish Wedding (PG-13)
IRS Genie (PG)
J Jokes (0)
K Jokes (2)
Killing Flies (G)
Knob, The (PG-13)
L Jokes (7)
LA Math Test (PG)
Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes (G)
Lights Off (PG-13)
Losing Temper (PG)
Lucky Castaway (G)
Lucky Guess (PG)
Lying Wife (PG)
M Jokes (14)
Made in Japan (G)
Magic Elevator (G)
Make Your Fortune (G)
Making Cake (R)
Marketing (PG-13)
Math Homework (PG-13)
McDonald's Application (PG)
Middle Finger (PG-13)
Midget Sex (R)
Mink Coat (PG)
Missionary (PG-13)
What My Mom Taught Me... (G)
Moral (PG-13)
Mourning (PG-13)
N Jokes (11)
Names (PG-13)
Never Finish (PG-13)
New Barbie Dolls (PG)
New Bike (PG-13)
New Element (G)
New Math (PG)
Night Before A College Christmas, The (PG)
Not Difficult (R)
Nova Award (G)
Nursing Stories (PG)
Nympho (PG-13)
O Jokes (11)
Odd Question (PG-13)
Office Cannibals (PG) NEW
Office Christmas Party (PG)
One sided court case, A (PG-13)
OJ Trial As Told By Dr. Seuss, The (PG)
Old Joe (PG-13)
Only In America... (G)
Open Fly (PG)
Operations (PG)
Ouch! (PG)
Oxymorons (G)
P Jokes (11)
Pay Attention (PG-13)
Phone Call (PG)
Pick a Condom (PG)
Pictures (PG-13)
Pierre the Fighter Pilot (PG-13)
Pirate Disability (PG)
Poor Ralph (PG-13)
Proud Father (PG)
Proxy Father (PG-13)
Pub's Menu (PG-13)
Pulled Over (PG-13)
Q Jokes (2)
Questions and Answers (PG-13)
Quickies (PG-13)
R Jokes (4)
Racetrack Field Trip (PG-13)
Rancher's Wife (PG)
Rare Condition (PG-13)
Robbery (PG-13)
S Jokes (19)
Sarcastic comments (PG)
Scared Dwarf(PG-13)
Sesame Street Chaos (PG)
Short Time (G)
Sign Language, pt. 1 (PG-13)
Sign Language, pt. 2 (PG-13)
Sky Diving (PG)
Slow Death (PG)
Spaghetti (PG) NEW
Spoon (PG) NEW
Star Trek Limericks (PG-13)
State Slogan (PG)
State Trooper (G)
Statues (G)
Stuck (PG-13)
Subtitles (PG)
Superbowl Tickets (G)
Survivor, Texas Style (PG)
Symphony (PG)

T Jokes (15)
Teaching (G)
Telling Time (PG-13)
Term Paper (G)
Terrible Accident (PG)
Terrible Pain (PG)
Things To Think About (G)
Things You'd Never Know if it Weren't For the Movies (G)
Thumb in Soup (PG)
Tiger Trainer (PG-13)
Titanic Story (G)
Told You So (PG-13)
Top 20: Why Chocolate is better than Sex (PG-13)
Tree of Life (PG)
Trip to Rome (PG)
True Story? (G)
U Jokes (2)
Ugly Baby (PG-13)
Underwater (G)
V Jokes (1)
Van Gogh's Family (G)
W Jokes (13)
Wake Up! (G)
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart (G)
Warning! (G)
Wedding Pranks (PG-13)
Weight Loss (PG-13)
Weight Loss Program (PG-13)
Wet Car Dreams (PG-13)
White Man (PG)
Wicked Drunk (PG)
Wisdom Of Will Rogers, The (G)
World According to Students, The (G)
Wrecked Scotsman (PG-13)
Wrong Word (PG)
X Jokes (0)
Y Jokes (0)
Z Jokes (0)
# Jokes (4)
1957 Date (PG-13)
22 Things You Should Never Say to a Cop (PG)
3 Wishes (PG-13)
3rd Grade Quiz (PG-13)

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