A farmer is sitting in the village pub getting pissed. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"

Farmer: "Some things you just can't explain."

Man: "So what happened that is so horrible?"

Farmer: "Well, if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over."

Man: "That"s not so bad, what's the big deal?"

Farmer: "Some things you just can't explain."

Man: "So then what happened?"

Farmer: "I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it over."

Man: "Again? So what did you do then?"

Farmer: "I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right."

Man: "And then what?"

Farmer: "I sat back down and continued to milk her and just as I got the bucket just about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail."

Man: "Wow, you must have been pretty upset. So then what did you do?"

Farmer: "Well, I didn"t have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. At that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in."