A male whale and his female friend whale are swimming along when they spot a team of whalers in their wooden longboat.

"Hey," says the guy whale, "lets have some fun... Lets swim under that boat and spout really hard!"

The girl whale says "Yeah, lest teach those whalers a lesson!"

So they make repeated passes under the boat, spouting each time. The boat rocks so hard it eventually dumps the terrified sailors into the sea.

The male whale, by now pretty excited, says "Hey, lets swim up and gobble up those sailors."

The girl whale says "Hey, I agreed to the blowjob, but there is no way I will swallow seamen!"