An old guy comes home in the middle of the day to find his young, blonde wife standing in the middle of their flooded deluxe apartment wearing only a G-string and high heels.

"What happened here?" he asks. "The entire apartment is flooded!"

"I think the waterbed burst," she explains.

Just then a naked guy floats by.

"Who's that!" demands the husband.

"I dunno. Must be a lifeguard."