A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning, the wife (undoubtedly blonde also), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.

The husband said, "Who was that?"

The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know 'if the coast is clear.'

Two blondes are walking down the street: One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it; looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."

The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"

So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."

A friend says, "O.K., what's the capital of Wisconsin?"

The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."

What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?

"Is it mine?"

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.

Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!"

Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She was stuck in a trap, chewed off 3 legs, and was still stuck.

A smart blonde, a dumb blonde, and Santa Claus are walking down the street. They see a $20 dollar bill. Which one gets it?

None of them. The smart blonde and Santa Claus don't exist. The blonde one just plain doesn't get it.

Get it? No? Yep, you're a blonde.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!!!

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.