A woman gets a job in the White House in an office next door to the Oval Office. She is told that under no circumstances should she go into the office alone with Clinton. She heeds this sage advice and all goes well. After a couple of months, Bill asks her to come into the sanctum. She declines.

Clinton persists saying that he just wants to show her the new clock that he received as a gift. Thinking there could be no harm in this, the woman enters the office. No sooner is she in than he slams the door, leans against it and drops his pants, exposing himself.

"That doesn't look like a clock, Mr. President," the woman says.

"Just put two hands and a face on it and it will, honey," says Mr. Clinton.