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If Microsoft Ran a Restaurant
(G)uest: Waiter! (W)aiter: Hello, my name is Bill and I will be your server tonight. Your stay may be monitored for quality control reasons. First, may I have your address and phone number? Good, now what can I do for you? G: There's a fly in my soup W: Leave the restaurant and come back in. Possibly the fly will not be there the next time G: No, the fly is still there... W: Maybe you are eating the soup incorrectly, try it with the fork G: Even if I use the fork, the fly is still there! W: Does the dish fit the soup? what kind of dish are you using? G: A SOUP DISH! W: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem. How was the soup dish delivered? G: You brought the soup dish on a serving dish, but what does that have to do with the fly in my soup? W: Can you remember everything, before you realized there was a fly in your soup? G: I sat down and ordered the soup of the day. W: Have you considered switching to the latest soup of the day? G: You have more then one soup of the day? W: Yes, we change the soup of the day hourly G: Ok, what is the current soup of the day? W: The current soup of the day is tomato soup G: Great, bring me the current soup of the day and the check - I'm running late by now.... The waiter brings the soup and the check W: Here is the soup and the check. G: But that is potato soup? W: Yes, the tomato soup got delayed by about 6 months while we try to remove some lumps... G: Fine, I'm so hungry, I'll eat the potato soup... The waiter leaves G: Waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup! ....................
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