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Cat Fight
Two older women, Judi and Monika, who were rivals in a social circle met at a party. "My dear," said Monika, "Are those real pearls?" "They are," replied Judi. "Of course the only way I could tell would be for me to bite them," smiled Lady Monika. Judi responded "Yes, but for that you would need real teeth."
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