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Stages of Life

Male Stages of Life

AgeDefinition of a successful date
17Tongue
25Breakfast
35She didn't set back my therapy
48I didn't have to meet her kids
66Got home alive

AgeFavorite sport
17Sex
25Sex
35Sex
48Sex
66Napping

AgeSeduction lines
17My parents are away for the weekend
25My girlfriend is away for the weekend
35My fiancee is away for the weekend
48My wife is away for the weekend
66My second wife is dead

Female stages of life:

AgeFavorite Fantasy
17Tall, dark, and handsome
25Tall, dark, and handsome with money
35Tall, dark, and handsome with money and a brain
48A man with hair
66A man

AgeIdeal date
17He offers to pay
25He pays
35He cooks breakfast next morning
48He cooks breakfast next morning for the kids
66He can chew his breakfast