6:00 pm - Opening flag burning ceremony (lighter courtesy of Al Franken)
6:01 pm - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton
6:30 pm - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.
6:55 pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00 pm - Tribute theme to France.
7:10 pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:25 pm - Tribute theme to Germany.
7:45 pm - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:25 pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30 pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00 pm - Gay marriage ceremony, officiated by Rosie O'Donnell

9:30 pm - Intermission

10:00 pm - Posting of the Iraqi colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins.
10:10 pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:20 pm - Susan Sarandon presented with a Life-time Achievement award for anti-American rhetoric (medal presented by a tearful Michael Stipe)
10:30 pm - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
10:40 pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50 pm - Pledge of allegiance to the United Nations
11:00 pm - Group oath to uphold the Bill of Rights (except for the 2nd and 9th Amendments, per the wishes of the ACLU, and portions of the 1st Amendment per the wishes of Tipper Gore)
11:15 pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop
11:30 pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally
11:59 pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:00 am - Nomination of democratic candidate
12:01 am - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:02 am - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:03 am - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast