A good ol' boy walked over to a good looking girl in a bar and said, "Howdy! How'd y'all like to come on over to my house and we can have a real good time?"

"I'm not too sure," she replied. "Where exactly are you from?"

"I'm from Kentucky, way up in the hills."

"Oh, I've heard about you guys from Kentucky," she said.

"You guys will screw pigs and sheep and goats and cows and chickens..."

He interrupts in a very indignant tone, "Chickens?"