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Herbal Remedy
Jon and Amanpreet, both farmers, met at the state fair. "Tell me," asked Jon, "what did you give your mule when he had the colic?" "Turpentine," 'Preet answered. A few months after the fair, they meet up again. "Say, Lizard Pecker, WHAT did you say you gave your mule when he was sick with colic?" Jon asked. "I said I gave him turpentine." "Well, I gave turpentine to MINE and it died!" Amanpreet nods his head. "That's strange. So did mine."
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