Q: Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
A: She can't touch it 'til she's fourteen.

Q: What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck?
A: The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved.

Q: What's the most popular pick-up line in Alabama?
A: "Nice tooth!"

Q: How do you know when you're staying in an Alabama hotel?
A: When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink," and the person at the front desk says, "Go ahead."

Q: How can you tell if a redneck is married?
A: There's tobacco stains on both sides of his pickup truck.

Q: What is a Redneck's defense in court?
A: "Honest your Honor, I was just helping the sheep over the fence."

Q: Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Alabama to 32?
A: It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

Q: What do they call "Hee Haw" in Alabama?
A: A documentary.

Q: What do they call "Hee Haw" in Kentucky?
A: "Life Styles of the Rich and Famous."

Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a 'possum?
A: Two. One to eat, and one to watch for traffic.

Q: Why did God invent armadillos?
A: So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half-shell.

Q: Where was the toothbrush invented?
A: Alabama. If it was invented anywhere else it have been called a teethbrush.

Q: Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Alabama State Lottery?
A: The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.

Q: Why did O.J. Simpson want to move to Alabama?
A: Everyone has the same DNA.

Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
A: Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.

Q: What's the best thing to ever come out of Alabama?
A: I-10.

Q: What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common?
A: Somebody's fixin' to lose a trailer.