This man is new to sheep ranching and he goes in to town and asks some local ranchers for advice. The ranchers give him all the advice he would ever need and they tell him that the greatest thing about sheep ranching is if you get horny you can just go into the pasture and grab a sheep and shag it any time he wants to.

The man is outraged that they even suggested something like that. He says, "There is no way I would ever shag a sheep."

The other ranchers say, "It gets real lonely out there and the sheep don't seem to mind and that sooner or later he will shag a sheep. You just wait and see."

The man goes away disgusted.

Two months go by and the man realizes that they were right the sheep are looking very attractive to him. So one day he goes down to the pasture, grabs a sheep and begins to give it the business. Just then the other ranchers come driving by pointing and laughing at the man. "Look at him, we can't believe my eyes, that's gross."

The man turn to them and says "You guys said that you shag your sheep, so what's so funny?"

The other ranchers say "sure we do, but we don't pick the ugliest ones."