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Pancakes
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Steve, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait.' " Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Steve, you be Jesus!"
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