A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "DAMN! That's the
ugliest fuckin' baby I've EVER seen!"
In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat
near the rear of the bus. She fumed for a few stops and started getting really
worked up. The man seated next to her sensed she was agitated and asked her what
"The bus driver insulted me!" she fumed.
The man sympathized and said, "Hey! He's a public servant and he shouldn't say
things to insult the passengers."
"You're right!" she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey!"