Here are some politically correct terms. Use these to make sure you don't "offend" anyone...
Pregnancy
"parasitic oppression"
Paper Bag
"processed tree carcass"
Drooling Drunk Idiot
"person on floor"
Group of Whites
"L.A.P.D."
Hearing Person
"temporarily aurally abled"
Dead
"metabolically different"
Ugly
"aesthetically challenged"
Heavy Set
"person of mass"
Psychopath
"socially misaligned"
Klutz
"kinesthetically challenged"