Here are some quotes from different people that I hang out with. We're a weird bunch, and here are some examples.
I think EVula is technically pronounced 'eye-will-rool-ya.'
-- Pikeman
The 4th EV: Escape Velocity Ula
-- moki
Life is like a bowl of Jell-o. Unstable and full of fruits.
-- Cara
i am the queen bitch of the universe.
-- nash
I hate to toot my own horn (erm, wait, no I don't...)
-- EVula
Walk like an egyptian, bitch.
-- Nerov
Whenever I leave my ass wide open all this stuff gets up there.
-- The Fonz
note--when playing with gasoline, do NOT GIVE YOURSELF AN ENEMA BY MISTAKE.
-- Sparks
stick it there.
-- Pierre
I don't hold grudges, I just enjoy staying pissed.
-- forge
Websites, unlike sex, are more pleasurable, the faster they come. evula.com is an HTML orgasm.
-- White Star
Friends don't let friends use MS products unless they have to.
-- forge
EVula.com, it'll drive your nuts (But only if you have a steering wheel there).
-- forge
evula.com > pants evula.com is infact, more important than pants.
-- Rico
She's not a pixie, she's a bitch.
-- Cara
A penny saved may be a penny earned, but it's a waste of a deposit slip and it really pisses off the tellers.
-- Nobody
I am an excellent web designer. I am a hard-core HTML coder with mad haxor skills. Watch me use unordered lists with great ease and wrath.
-- Sparks
This is a truely upstanding example of the human race.
-- Nobody, in reference to EVula
Gun Control: Use both hands, and squeeze the trigger.
-- Cara