Media Quotes

Here are some different quotes from either movies or television.

Newest Quotes

I don't have to take this abuse from you -- I've got hundreds of people waiting to abuse me. -- Bill Murray, Ghostbusters

Nice boy, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice. -- Foghorn Leghorn

His mind is like a steel trap -- full of mice. -- Foghorn Leghorn

The President publicly apologized today to all those offended by his brother's remark, 'There's more Arabs in this country than there is Jews!' Those offended include Arabs, Jews, and English teachers. -- Baltimore, Channel 11 News, on Jimmy Carter

If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat? -- Homer Simpson

Haven't you learned anything from that guy that gives those sermons in church? Captain What's-his-name. We live in a society of laws, why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing! Did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Vroom! Beep! Honk! Honk! Ha-ha. Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze! -- Homer Simpson

Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening. -- Homer Simpson

Look, all I'm saying is, if these big stars didn't want people going through their garbage and saying they're gay, then they shouldn't have tried to express themselves creatively. -- Homer Simpson

Older Quotes

Well, I'm sure we can resolve this is a mature way. Right, Mr. Poopypants? -- Leslie Nielsen (from a movie)

We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors, and furniture polish is made from real lemons. -- Alfred E. Newman

Time is on my side. My bad side. -- Space Ghost

Pulling out all of the stops, except for that one. -- Space Ghost

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it? -- Homer Simpson

The story you are about to hear is true, and by true I mean false. It's lies, all of it. But they are entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that what's important? The answer is no. -- Leonard Nimoy, 'The Simpsons'

His Zippity was okay but his Do Dah was awful. -- Space Ghost

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room! -- Dr. Strangelove

They should be shot. -- Noel Gallagher of Oasis, in regards to the Backstreet Boys

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