Here are a bunch of quotes that are just unattributed. If you know who said these quotes, I'd love to know.
Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and then give it back to them.
Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering.
When a girl can read the handwriting on the wall, she may be in the wrong rest room.
Drink Canada Dry! You might not succeed, but it *is* fun trying.
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
It's useless to try to hold some people to anything they say while they're madly in love, drunk, or running for office.
Prunes give you a run for your money.
Never pay a compliment as if expcting a receipt.
Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.
There are two rules for ultimate success in life. Never tell everything you know.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?
Success is getting what you want; happiness is wanting what you get.
People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.
An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.
Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is.
Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way.
In most instances, all an argument proves is that two people are present.
If you don't have time to do it right, where are you going to find the time to do it over?
Help stamp out and abolish redundancy.
What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.
Falling in love is a lot like dying. You never get to do it enough to become good at it.
Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done.
It's important that people know what you stand for. It's more important that they know what you won't stand for.
For perfect happiness, remember two things:
(1) Be content with what you've got.
(2) Be sure you've got plenty.
Time will end all my troubles, but I don't always approve of Time's methods.
Men often believe -- or pretend -- that the 'Law' is something sacred, or at least a science -- an unfounded assumption very convenient to governments.
Every successful person has had failures but repeated failure is no guarantee of eventual success.
Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.
Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.
Life is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, and the lesson afterward.
Life is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, and the lesson afterward.
A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.
Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic.
There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it.
Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire.
To let a fool kiss you is stupid, to let a kiss fool you is worse.
We must accept the truth, even if it changes out point of view.
Black holes are God's way of dividing by zero.
The saddest moment of a person's life comes but once.
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather, because it's safer to pick on rich women than biker gangs.
Procrastinate later.
Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of meeting the schedule has been forgotten.
The person who knows how will always have a job, but the person who knows why will always be his boss.
Its not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.
Of course, the *real* work was done by a team of God's grad student flunkies, working under enormous pressure to get the job done in three days because he had waited until Wednesday to tell them it was due on Saturday.
The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light.
If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Maturity does not come with age but with the acceptance of responsibility.
Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.
Nothing is more rewarding than to watch someone who says it can't be done get interrupted by someone actually doing it.
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
If your company is stupid enough to be run by a committee, be on that committee.
Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent.
Wisdom has two parts: having a lot to say, and knowing when not to say it.